Thanks to SCIENCE, you can now force my non-existant posts on your friends and loved ones!
That’s right, if you like my posts for whatever reason, you can spam it to all your friends on Twitter! How is such a miraculous feat achievable, you ask? With the push of a simple button, friends! At least, I think it’s there. I don’t bother with this whole Twitter business, so I can only assume the button is staring you in the face as you read this, perhaps with flashing lights and maybe some implied monetary gain? Very good.
Rather than addressing my extended absence from this blog, I will end with a largely unexplained link.